The Ornate Fox
Not All Bears - Unisex organic cotton t-shirt
Not All Bears - Unisex organic cotton t-shirt
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This bear in the woods conversation is so many things. The perspective that it gives as a for-instance is crazy good. So I came up with this to add to the chaos.
For the record - my answer is bear all day.
Its funny and fascinating to me that so many people are shocked that so many other people place men on par with bears in regard to danger level. I'm especially interested in when men get asked this question about their daughters and find themselves surprised by their own choice of bear. Many don't understand why people are choosing the bear. And the comments/responses are incredibly powerful albeit heartbreaking.
Here's where this design was born: someone said anything about the bear - the bear would eat you, the bear would kill you, the bear would blah blah blah... to which i would reply to any one of those comments with "not all bears"... because it perfectly illustrates the 'not all men' ridiculousness. I dunno this bear, I dunno where it came from, how did it treat its mother? No one knows. Anyone saying "not all men" is usually saying "not me" in defense. Making it about themselves and lacking empathy toward the real situation. We know its not all men, obviously. But no one knows who it is and most of the time its someone you know so... I'm gunna keep knuckling my keys, thanks.
Anyway loves, here's a sticker. Stay safe out there!
Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, this unisex t-shirt is a total must-have. It's high-quality, super comfy, and best of all—eco-friendly.
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 27 ⅛ | 19 ½ | 8 ⅞ |
M | 28 ¾ | 21 | 9 ½ |
L | 29 ½ | 22 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
XL | 30 ¼ | 23 ⅜ | 9 ⅞ |
2XL | 31 ⅛ | 25.00 | 10 |
3XL | 31 ⅞ | 26 ⅝ | 10 ¼ |
4XL | 32 ⅝ | 28 ½ | 10 ¼ |
5XL | 33 ⅛ | 30 ½ | 10 ¼ |
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